Win10 God translation constitutes a poetry network popular Microsoft is well intentioned

In terms of translation, Microsoft and Apple have brought too much joy to Chinese users. Each update or new product release can redefine Chinese. These days, the soft powders have been updated with Windows 10, so the Win language family has added some new members who are surprised by the bones. They also wrote poems. Let’s meet them:
Don’t say we have no warnings. You

Microsoft's "overbearing president" attribute is not present now, compared with the previous failure when the upgrade failed, "return to the previous version", this sentence seems to be gentle of.
We all have a bad time

Nothing to say, I think the translation of Windows is getting closer and closer to people—— although the IQ is not high, but the emotion is quite rich Xiaozhi is emotional and sensible, and has felt comfort and apology across the screen.
This is really embarrassing

I have an impulse to believe that talking to me is an artificial intelligence, which is really embarrassing.
Windows 10 is available for your phone (yes, your phone)

(just that impulse has been scared away) redefine Chinese and redefine grammar. In the Win language system, a very straightforward statement, and finally the brackets, and emphasize some content. It’s as shallow as me. At this stage, I still can’t tell whether it’s emphasizing “your” or “emphasis” “mobile phone”, it might just be so happy.
Something happened

This pop-up window is inherited from the previous <;some things are being handled", and I don’t care about my previous praise: Windows, a system of Liu Hulan. (The temperament is too consistent, it has been completely forgotten that this is an English)
Window 10 business experience

Distressed.

After reading, have you discovered that the whole article is a poem? A modern poem, "Life": Don't blame us for not warning you, we all have a bad time, Something happened, this is really embarrassing, please sit and relax, roll back to the previous version, this is your life Yes, your life.